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Monday, 7 August 2017

Jaws' Grandpa

Not Geography Geography Post 17

The Oldest Vertebrate In The World: The Greenland Shark


I must confess, I have been struggling with inspo for these posts for the last few weeks, but this week I actually had two potential ideas (two!). The topic I've picked was inspired by international fishing aficionado and angling superman, Jeremy Wade of 'River Monsters' - a big personal fave, would 10/10 recommend if you want to see a whole host of ungodly water creatures that will scare you into never entering so much as a stream again. In the particular episode I saw yesterday, Jeremy was looking for the Loch Ness Monster (PSO: all the sightings are just wood, all of 'em), but somehow then ended up fishing for something much more exciting that actually exists - the Greenland shark. It is this monstrosity that will be discussed this week! 

I Have Never Heard of a Greenland Shark?
Unless you have a habit of diving several thousand feet down into the dark and frigid waters of the arctic, or are a viking, then I can't blame you for not knowing the Greenland shark. And maybe after this post, you won't really want to get to know one. 

Greenland sharks have been knocking around in the waters of the Arctic, North Atlantic and North Sea for centuries and inspired some of the Viking sea monster legends, albeit with a bit of Norse Photoshop. During this time, they were avidly fished for and turned into a traditional Icelandic delicacy (?!) called Skalugsuak, which involved drying the bits of shark out for months into a fish jerky kinda thing, because the meat contains unusually high amount of urea/ammonia which make it toxic when fresh. Sounds like something Heston Blumenthal would love. And apparently other people - presumably possessed by the devil - also loved it to the point of almost wiping the species out via overfishing prior to WWII. 

Despite its dubious popularity in the Northern reaches of the world, most people and the scientific community were largely unaware of the Greenland shark until relatively recently. 

What Is So Special About It?
Other than being outstandingly unappetising, the Greenland shark has turned out to be one of the most fascinating fish in the sea. They inhabit waters more Northerly and cold than any other shark, have been found at incredible depths (+8000ft), and because of those two things are mostly blind. They are also second in size only to the great white, so can grow up to 16ft long. They eat mainly fish (no prizes for guessing that), but have also been found with bits of polar bear, deer and reindeer in their stomachs. 

Then there is the small matter of them being the longest living vertebrate ever discovered by science; which is why we are really here. Alongside their impressive size, researchers also noted how slowly the sharks grow - 1cm a year or even less, which makes my complaining about how I haven't grown since I was 13 seem frankly petty. Logic then indicates that for them to grow to the sizes they are being found at would require them to be up to 500 years old! To test the theory, samples of individuals eye lenses were carbon dated, as they do not renew from birth, and confirmed that the average Greenland shark has a lifespan of 392 ± 120 years, and they do not even reach mating maturity until they are 150 (a very similar age to which some men reach mental maturity...)!  

For context then, the oldest shark caught by researchers was estimated to have been born around 1501. That means she was knocking around when Henry VIII was still lopping his wifes' heads off, was over 100 years old when colonists first settled in North America, and was a pup when Da Vinci was still alive inspiring Dan Brown novels. 

Cold = Old?
Currently, scientists are not entirely sure why the Greenland shark lives to the ages that it does, although they have noted that it does everything incredibly slowly, potentially to save energy. I was going to make a joke about the Queen living so long here, but I think that might be treason? 

There may also be a link to their habitat which explains their amazing longevity, because other arctic species also hold records in that department. The Bowhead whale was the previous holder of the oldest vertebrate record at 211 years, and the oldest invertebrate was Ming the Quahog Clam. 

*Side note: Ming the Quahog Clam's story is ironic in that it literally could be something from Family Guy (set in Quahog), because whilst being the oldest living invertebrate ever found at 507 years old, to ascertain it's age scientists actually opened it, which then killed the clam... 

And so, even though the Greenland shark is pretty monstrous, and you probably wouldn't want to meet one alive or dead by the sounds of it, they could offer valuable insights into the study of longevity with habitat and biology. Also v interesting if nothing else!

Hope you enjoyed this week's post, I actually enjoyed writing it too! Have a great week and don't go opening any clams of indiscriminate age just in case! 




Tuesday, 1 August 2017

A Whole New Level of Nightmare Neighbours

Not Geography Geography Lesson 16

A Deadly Collision of Habitats 

Like any self-respecting English person, I have a lot of love for our man David Attenborough and enjoy a bit of nature, which is why this week's topic caught my attention as I was perusing for inspo. It has been reported that the Indian government have recently released some interesting stats which reveal a *slightly* alarming increase in fatalities across the country as their more dangerous wildlife has begun to encroach on urban areas.  

Maybe England Isn't That Bad...
Whilst as English people we have a lot of things to moan about (and we like it that way!), the prospect of having a tiger spring out of your privet and rip your leg off is not one of those things. In the beautiful wilds of the North West, your worst worry is probably a squirrel giving you nasty nip and I have heard geese can be a bit of a handful... 

Alas, the folks living on the outskirts of ever-expanding urban areas in India are definitely not as lucky. Whilst sharing their environment with larger and dangerous wildlife including tigers, elephants and leopards is nothing new for them, India's growing population is leading to the expansion of people's settlements into previously natural habitats, and the success of wildlife conservation methods have combined to make some very hairy encounters. Hence, there are now more people and more tigers/elephants/leopards (who are also increasingly angry that someone has bulldozed their habitat) in smaller spaces. You don't need to be Rachel Riley to know that's bad maths. 

Nightmare Neighbours Eat Your Heart Out
India is home to 30'000 elephants, around 13'000 leopards, and over 2000 bengal tigers, who are all jockeying for space with the 1.3 billion people also living there. To worsen matters even more, tiger conservation efforts have been employed since 1972, making it illegal to hunt them and hence increasing their numbers whilst also reducing the amount of habitat for them to live in. 

In stats released this week, records show on average one fatality from animal encounter per day for the last three years, totalling 1144 over 1143 days. Somewhat surprisingly 1052 of those attacks were attributed to elephants and 92 to tigers; one to consider when playing Most Deadly Top Trumps: India Edition. It is noted that most of the elephant attacks occur on 'elephant corridors' used by the animals for centuries to navigate the countryside, whilst tiger attacks occur predominantly when lone persons accidentally cross paths with them during their hunting. 

The Bigger Picture 
Whilst increasing numbers of wildlife fatalities and attacks are alarming enough in themselves, they are unexpected symptoms of global-scale problems caused by human population increase and the destruction of natural habitats. Comparatively, the UK housing crisis looks much more favourable than an elephant rampaging through your garden or finding a leopard in your bins! Clearly there is an awkward balance to be achieved in India, as elsewhere in the world, between preserving nature and providing for an expanding population, and it would be a huge loss to undo conservation efforts because of these encounters. After all, I think anyone would want to stamp on some strangers who just set up camp on your patio without asking!

Hope you enjoyed this week's post!